novalillies:

when my brain manages to pump out some dopamine

(via impossibilityintoreality)

priestmahad:

shoplifting tumblr: okay so i stole $4,000 worth of stuff today

Me:

(via laughing-llama)

eccentric-nae:

edvevo:

hillary: *says anything*

donald:

Right now

(via paprika)

boymilk:

gooeyshark:

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

(via c-teardrops)

stygianmoon:

violentadd:

just-shower-thoughts:

An assassin is really just a serial killer who takes requests.

Excuse you, they take commissions

“hey man can you kill this guy?”

“alright that will be 10k”

“ugh cant you just do it for the exposure? whatever you suck at murder anyway”

(via stressed-newt)